Jan 13
Margarita Prentice is a cunted cunt.

Margarita Prentice is a cunted cunt.

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I LOL’d myself.

Absolute Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold’em - 6 players - View hand 1119614
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (CO): $33.32
BTN: $25.00
SB: $33.14
BB: $35.52
UTG: $8.70
MP: $5.00

MP posts a big blind ($0.25)

Pre Flop: ($0.60) Hero is CO with 7 of diamonds K of diamonds
UTG calls $0.25, MP checks, Hero calls $0.25, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, BB checks

Flop: ($1.25) 6 of diamonds 8 of diamonds 3 of spades(5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $1, SB folds, BB folds, UTG folds, MP raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($6.25) A of clubs(2 players)
MP bets $2.25 all in, Hero calls $2.25

River: ($10.75) 2 of spades(2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $10.75
Hero shows 7 of diamonds K of diamonds (ace high)
MP shows T of hearts 4 of diamonds (ace high)
Hero wins $10.24
(Rake: $0.51)

Nov 18

fuckyeahonlinepoker asked: Ah, gotcha. I had to figure out that I need to set the width of my flash embeds (pokerhandreplays , videos) to 493 for everything to fit.

Yea, we’re the new generation of “learn enough to get by” web-designers… haha.

Multi-tabling on the Jersey Shore.

If this happens, maybe the greedy folks here in Washington will see how much money they’re losing by protecting the reservation’s interests…

…now where’s Tony Soprano when you need him to do some “convincing”?

#legal

fuckyeahonlinepoker asked: What tag line? I have no idea what you're talking bout..

The “sometimes daily adventures” tag line…

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Nov 17
Peter Eastgate's bracelet on eBay... lol.
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Washington State Poker-pros face tough choice.

With the pulling out of the 2 highest-volume poker sites from the State, poker pros have to make a decision… stay in the state and risk possible (albeit unlikely) prosecution or relocate.

Nov 16
Man, was I a donk or what? Just had Pokerstars send me my hand history from before I got Holdem Manager… and here I thought I was a little over break-even after this last couple months of running good. Boy was I wrong. Today, I’m sitting at -$152 profit for a career online factoring in both cash games and tourneys.  I’m hoping I can achieve “even” by years end. And if my swing continues, I could be back to even as early as the end of this month.  Here’s to progress!

Man, was I a donk or what? Just had Pokerstars send me my hand history from before I got Holdem Manager… and here I thought I was a little over break-even after this last couple months of running good. Boy was I wrong. Today, I’m sitting at -$152 profit for a career online factoring in both cash games and tourneys.  I’m hoping I can achieve “even” by years end. And if my swing continues, I could be back to even as early as the end of this month.  Here’s to progress!

fuckyeahgrinding asked: BTW if you're folding Queens on that flop, are you folding Aces and Kings as well?

In this specific situation they’re all virtually the same hand…  I expect to be drawing to 2 outs if anyone overcalls my shove.  In a Cash game, where I could just re-buy I’d probably re-shove with all the overpairs.  But here, I can fold and still go on to win.  In fact, I did take 2nd in this very SNG.

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Nov 15

Weirdest hand I’ve witnessed in a while.

Absolute/UB Cereus No-Limit Hold’em Tournament, 15/30 Blinds (9 handed) - Absolute/UB Cereus Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Button (t1450)
SB (t1605)
BB (t1115)
UTG (t1467)
UTG+1 (t2785)
MP1 (t1645)
MP2 (t320)
Hero (MP3) (t1673)
CO (t1440)

Hero’s M: 37.18

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q, Q
UTG calls t30, UTG+1 calls t30, 2 folds, Hero bets t210, CO calls t210, 1 fold, SB calls t195, BB calls t180, UTG calls t180, 1 fold

Flop: (t1080) 8, 3, 5 (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG raises to t1257 (All-In), Hero folds, CO calls t1230 (All-In), 2 folds

Turn: (t3540) K (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t3540) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t3540

Results:
UTG had J, Q (high card, King).
CO had 6, 6 (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: CO won t7080

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